1. Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys & the Taliban?
   A. The Taliban has a running game
2. Q. How do the Dallas Cowboys count to 10?
   A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
3. Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys & Billy Graham have in common?
   A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
4. Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboys player out of your yard?
   A. Put up goal posts
5. Q. Where do you go in Dallas in case of a tornado?
   A. Texas Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
6. Q. Why doesn't Fort Worth have a professional football team?
   A. Because then Dallas would want one
7. Q. Why was Dave Campo upset when the Cowboys playbook was stolen?
   A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
8. Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
   A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
9. Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
   A. The Dallas Cowboys
10. Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common?
    A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
11. Q. How can you tell when the Dallas Cowboys are going to run the football?
    A. Emmitt leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.